A wise man once said we live in a society. I myself would agree. I am a resident of Texas Beach, Oregon Hill, several fraternity houses along Cary Street, the Orleans Parish Prison, several Greyhound bus terminals, and a sporadic house guest at the Stuart Court Apartments, a real cosmopolitan even in my trade. People speculate I could boast that I have written more books on torts or real estate law than I have finished coloring books. This city is a true marvel, for I have spent Evacuation Day getting banned from the University of Richmond over what some accused Jeff Davis of. I have gotten """canceled""" for running so-called "confidence tricks" at Shafer Court, just as J.E.B Stuart was at Yellow Tavern. I was also banned from YouTube, just as Judah P. Benjamin would be. That is, being in the wrong place at the wrong time. That's not the case for these timeless monuments and all of the highly mindful brain operatives that live on Monument Avenue. 

As John Kennedy Toole once said, "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

In conclusion, this city is a land of contrasts.